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LITTLE jOHNNY

was sitting in the classroom doing math answers when his teacher called upon him with a math question. The teacher asked Johnny if there was 5 birds on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left. Johnny answered zero teacher because the rest would fly away. The teacher said there would be 4 left but I like your way of thinking. Then little Johnny says to the teacher, I have a question for you teacher. Three women came into a ice cream shop and had ice cream cones. One ones licking the cone, one was biting the cone and one was sucking the cone, which one was married? The teacher was all nervous and answered, the one sucking the cone i suppose. Little Johnny answered no teacher the one with a wedding ring on her finger, but I like your way of thinking.

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Thats Funny Rite There

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seen trhis on another board

Saw safety, how to start ur saw

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Larry D Walker

Indiana

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lol

that would hurt. lmao

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Ch. Atomic Fireballs D8 Dozer, Rockin Red Ciscoe IV, Atomic Fireballs Rockin Red Kid Rock, Jabos Red HankerChief, Females Sweet Potato Annie, Angel Fire (littermate to Zukie)
Our Redbones are used with great success on coon, cat and bear
True Spirit Taxidermy 920-639-2122

the funniest i heard

in awhile. A group wants to have a all RED world hunt so they can have a WORLD CHAMP REDBONE . roflmao

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Ch. Atomic Fireballs D8 Dozer, Rockin Red Ciscoe IV, Atomic Fireballs Rockin Red Kid Rock, Jabos Red HankerChief, Females Sweet Potato Annie, Angel Fire (littermate to Zukie)
Our Redbones are used with great success on coon, cat and bear
True Spirit Taxidermy 920-639-2122

HELLO? "Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"
"No, daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and hes upstairs in the room with Mommy right now".
Brief pause. Uh, "OK then, I want you to put the phone down ...and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout that Daddy's car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a minute". A few min later, the girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all! "
"Oh my God!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think hes dead!"
Really long pause. Then
Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Uh..Is this 558-5732?"
The girl says," No I think you have the wrong number"

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